Tag: humor
group name: freelove
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August 25, 2008 12:56 AM EDT --
I'm old, well I am elderly, no I don't like to call me that
But what the heck there are days, I have . . . more
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May 12, 2008 04:35 PM EDT --
When Insults Had Class (no 4-letter words !!) These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled . . . more
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June 02, 2007 02:47 PM EDT --
BART had a pARTner,
Neither were smART
Both made a living
By selling their ART
They loaded their ARTwork
Into a cART
And hauled them down
To their local K-MART
GARTh was BART’s . . . more
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June 30, 2007 05:24 PM EDT --
I have a friend on line that I have known since I used to
play a lot of bingo on Pogo.com, in the late nineties. It was
there that I met her and we became very close right after . . . more
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March 26, 2008 04:24 AM EDT --
For merly I was for midable, for bidding for ecasts of fear
With very little ef for t I was the for erunner in spreading news
Con for ming for . . . more
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June 21, 2007 04:54 PM EDT --
Awakening early in the morn
Startled by the alarm
The ringing loudly in your ear
Reaching with your arm
To push the button down again
For a little longer snooze
Five minutes . . . more
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May 05, 2008 12:07 AM EDT --
Thirteen, what is wrong with that number
I am not superstitious yet it makes me wonder
If it falls on a Friday, I won't go out
What the heck is that all about
When a . . . more
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June 04, 2008 01:59 AM EDT --
I am only writing this because someone gave me a drive by one on one of my pieces, and a friend mentioned that and was upset by it, Just to let my friend know, and you, Drive By Rater, if you give . . . more
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March 22, 2008 02:45 AM EDT --
I am writing this little poem about a very serious subject, in a humorous way, but it is so important to every woman, past the age of forty to have a mammogram every year, It can save your life . . . more
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June 08, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
The robin family in the nest
has now grown from two to five
The eggs have hatched
baby birdies are chirping and alive
The daddy bird is oh so busy
flying two and fro
feeding little . . . more
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June 18, 2007 05:21 PM EDT --
Old elderly GAIL
Stepped on a nAIL
As she hobbled her way
To go get her mAIL
Now GAIL had a gait
from the nAIL stepped upon
So she sat down her pAIL
The mopping could wait
. . . more
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July 09, 2007 11:16 PM EDT --
The school doors bang
Close hard on their jambs
The kids are out
No more exams
Time to go swimming
Lay out in the sun
No schedule to keep . . . more
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April 07, 2008 01:47 AM EDT --
I probably would have been pregnant long before this after having my
first child, but something happened during that delivery when my baby
literally flew into the doctors hands, my . . . more
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April 12, 2008 01:16 AM EDT --
Now I have my hands full. Mark is 4 ½ years old and Darren is 2 years
and 10 months old when King Dexter arrives. And yes, he was king like
his name indicated from the beginning. . . . more
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April 21, 2008 09:18 PM EDT --
My parents were married in a little Episcopal church, named The Church
of Divine Love, I always loved that name for a church. My mother was
and Episcopalian and my father was a Presbyterian. . . . more
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June 11, 2008 01:46 AM EDT --
In preparing for my getting my drivers license, Bill had bought a second hand
car and I was learning in our 1965 Ford sedan. Thank goodness it had
automatic steering. I drove down . . . more
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June 10, 2007 11:46 AM EDT --
PARliament is a form of government used in the PARticularly very
PARched society by the British people who are PARtially PARt of
the reason we in the United States . . . more
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May 24, 2007 05:40 PM EDT --
Billy and I live all alone
In a place we call our own
He is a boy, a teen
I am older, eighty- teen
What keeps us going
Is a need
For one another
Yes indeed
He loves me and
I love . . . more
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July 26, 2007 05:08 PM EDT --
I attended Poli science school in 1963
The college I attended was in Washington D.C.
I learned so many things about political art.
“When in the presence of ladies, don’t fart.”
They . . . more
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June 13, 2007 03:09 PM EDT --
Something we all seek in life
Is the feeling of success
We all want that to be the outcome
Of knowledge we possess
We go about our daily lives
Doing the best be can
Working . . . more
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